Is that really going to teach her ethics?

I’m fiscal moderate conservative and social liberal. I’ve been independent for years now. It just means voting based on researching the candidates’ policy pros/cons, track records, realism of their ideas, and history. It’s not easy, but necessary.

There isn’t enough Nelson from the Simpson memes on earth to express how I feel about this.

Okay. He followed protocol. He just shouldn’t have accepted the title and narrative of hero by the media, and if they ran with it, he should have corrected them.

Agreed, but the Raccoon was missing the giant balls from folklore. It cost him the election.

I still think Quachi from the Vancouver 2010 games was better! He wasn’t as omnipresent as Soohorang but, he’s Bigfoot, for crying out loud!!!

What was his kicking average again?

I’m glad to see so many “sane” people with guns.

This is precisely why I don’t wear any clothes at the Met. The guards don’t want to get near me.

I used to think we could start making an impact once those old idiot denialists are gone, but now I realize stupidity always finds a way. They just get replaced with the next generation of new fools.

“Uh... Look behind you!! Benghazi!!!!” -republican quickly scurrying away

You know all these Republicans are saying we should have armed teachers and security protecting the schools as a deterrent for gunmen to shoot up schools. One problem. What’s to stop them from going to another populated place like a movie theater or a restaurant. Following their logic, are they next going to suggest…

God, I loved growing up in the 80s. For the nightmare fuel alone.

“How could he SEE me?”

Greg Gutfeld speaks with the experience, confidence and expertise of someone who has never cared for or raised a child.

Don’t you just love it when a shady lawyer does something from the kindness of their heart.

I didn’t realize 21% of Trump voters were nihilists.

Please, tell me you are an author or at least a speech writer. I really enjoyed reading that and you shouldn’t waste your talent in online comments.

How many of those 18% regret their decision and how many can’t answer the question because they died of old age?

Eh. Back in my day, we had Tom Green accosting the Japanese, putting them in awkward uncomfortable situations. Low-hanging comedic fruit, then. Low-hanging comedic fruit, now.