I’m glad to see so many “sane” people with guns.

This is precisely why I don’t wear any clothes at the Met. The guards don’t want to get near me.

I used to think we could start making an impact once those old idiot denialists are gone, but now I realize stupidity always finds a way. They just get replaced with the next generation of new fools.

“Uh... Look behind you!! Benghazi!!!!” -republican quickly scurrying away

You know all these Republicans are saying we should have armed teachers and security protecting the schools as a deterrent for gunmen to shoot up schools. One problem. What’s to stop them from going to another populated place like a movie theater or a restaurant. Following their logic, are they next going to suggest…

God, I loved growing up in the 80s. For the nightmare fuel alone.

“How could he SEE me?”

Greg Gutfeld speaks with the experience, confidence and expertise of someone who has never cared for or raised a child.

Don’t you just love it when a shady lawyer does something from the kindness of their heart.

I didn’t realize 21% of Trump voters were nihilists.

Please, tell me you are an author or at least a speech writer. I really enjoyed reading that and you shouldn’t waste your talent in online comments.

How many of those 18% regret their decision and how many can’t answer the question because they died of old age?

Eh. Back in my day, we had Tom Green accosting the Japanese, putting them in awkward uncomfortable situations. Low-hanging comedic fruit, then. Low-hanging comedic fruit, now.

I wonder if he wishes that his character really had died.

Not a hobbit. That’s just Jeff Sessions.

My wife’s dad is a conservative catholic. I don’t know how much he actually knows about the life and teaching of Jesus. Lately, he’s been ranting that the Pope is a communist. I’ve read enough of the bible to realize that J.C. was definitely not capitalist or republican.

I have to say the one good thing about this past year is that it has sharpened lines in the sand. It’s becoming easier to identify the heroes and the corrupt, the tolerant and the bigoted, the wise and the foolish. I’ve seen the good, the bad and the ugly come out of the woodwork. Strangers, some who instill a sense…

I maybe out of the loop. Is there an issue with Corey Booker?

I hadn’t see “Johny Johny”, so I just googled and watched one. My soul was just torn out through my eyes as they spontaneously burst into flames. I’m and now blind and soulless. Thank god for dictation software.

All “Daddy finger, Mommy finger” content should have been wiped off of youtube 4+ years ago, to spare my family from that annoying song!!!!