“Praise-be-Jesus” has got to be their safe word.

I’m so yelling that out my window.

From a self reflective standpoint, I’m with you, but if one can make the world a slightly better place with something as simple as a meme, I’ll allow it.

Why do you assume someone has married or is going to marry them?

Now, he’ll really want to get that wall up. Forget drugs and illegals. He’ll try to speed up the process just to stop the influx of mexican toilet paper.

Wow! Most polls have him at around 9% less and that’s including the Fox News poll. Let me guess Rasmussen thinks the others are “Fake Polls”.

thank you.

My wife has to undergo a procedure, and we’ll definitely be asking if a morcellator will be necessary. Thank you for this article.

I blame debate clubs and competitions.

That made my day.

Wait. They didn’t stone her? What kind of Christian school is this?

He has to keep up appearances. We all know the man has no balls.

You’re absolutely right. Instead of defunding it, They should invest in ways to make it benefit the people who need it, and not to be abused by the few.

He saw it happening at the Piggly Wiggly. Here’s the evidence:

Fox News probably isn’t reporting it, is spinning it, or is talking over that part of the speech. Basically, they aren’t being told about it.

Watch out, Don. A bargain is a bargain, and the Devil has come for his payment.

Was she drunk or just incredibly stupid?

Close second, very close second.

Not “sexy” or “beautiful”. It’s cold, boring and very “doctor’s office brochure”-looking, like a public service announcement reminding you to schedule your mammogram.