Close second, very close second.

If infected, I get dibs on carrying away the first scream queen.

Not “sexy” or “beautiful”. It’s cold, boring and very “doctor’s office brochure”-looking, like a public service announcement reminding you to schedule your mammogram.

They still will have to determine cause of death. I’m betting on auto erotic asphyxiation via cheese.

All these years and I didn’t realized it was a documentary.

I gave the great indoors a shot also. I mean, with Joel McHale and Stephen Fry, you’d think it would be pretty good. The jokes were so obvious and lame pot shots. I would have called the writing dumbed down, if I thought that the writers were capable of anything smarter. So unfunny.

Bert is so hot right now.

“my name is a killing word.”

Don’t worry, Chris Christie is always needlessly heavy. There I said it. I’ll see myself out.

Wait. I’m sorry. “Transylvania University”?

They are going to have to steam clean the entire building after this administration.

All I could think was “Dear God, what is that thing??”

Spicer should resign, but I don’t think he will. I mean, Sessions blatantly lied under oath to congress, and he’s not stepping down. The republicans hold the senate, the house and the executive. They feel invincible. Plus, Trump values loyalty above all else, even if those loyal are so moronic that they will drag him…

In 2014, former Tennessee lawyer and Christian electronic dance music producer Mark “Chris” Sevier filed a motion in Florida arguing that if same-sex couples “have the right to marry their object of sexual desire… then I should have the right to marry my preferred sexual object,” in this case his “porn-filled Apple…

Unless the passengers have the fish.

Probability that a doctor can deal with a medical emergency is higher than with an accountant, teacher, etc. Also, a medical emergency may include things that can’t be solved by CPR.

Have to disagree. If there happens to be a medical emergency on the flight (ex. Carrie Fisher), what’s an accountant going to do? I know it’s tax season, and all, but still.

I get why they overbook, I’ve heard that explaination.

I saw a local news segment about Wells Wood Turning, the egg people. The new eggs are pastel (fine, very spring and easter-like) and GODDAMN GOLD. Tacky Trump Gold.

God, I miss Brodeur.