I'm aware that people have different attitudes towards sex. What I have an issue with is that after researching his role, he thought nothing of then going out and essentially mocking and degrading the people who embraced him in his research. He came off as puritanical and adolescent.

Here's the thing - if she's NOT a baby, why hasn't she come out and said so? Where's the birth certificate?? YOUR SILENCE IS DEAFENING, MS GRANDE

You just know that pristine white chair is going to be covered in fake tan.

Because she's a beautiful alien princess with an out-of-this-world vocabulary.

Fixed it.

Confidential to Nathan Sykes: I'm about to have a first date on Thanksgiving. At a dinner with my friends. Apparently I can't be romantically uncomfortable enough.

Stockton is the Florida of California.

The skin has a way of shutting that whole thing down.

"I shall avenge you!"

But the damage to NBC's image — especially with parent Comcast priding itself as a family business holding strong moral values — could be pricier if it opts to continue.

Who the fuck let you out of the greys

'Bottoms up and the Devil Laughs' is my new toast 4EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How are these folks not hoarders? Unless they run a rescue WTF? How is any cat getting the adequate car it needs?

Dude, chill, they made a very gentle, funny song in the style of "Royals" that is a joke about Lorde age truthers, not Lorde's face. It is like the least mean South Park has ever been about anybody. The joke is that Randy Marsh is a rando.

I want to meet her so badly, if only to say- "Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you: I love you(r voice)."

I, myself, prefer fromage.

This next series of gifs sums up my entire experience when it comes to dating online: