May he suffer the same fate as Marie Antoinette.

Oh good, finally a place to share:

OMG I love my hair that I got colored and cut today!

Oh haaaiiii SNS! I was worried it wasn’t happening tonight.

I think this kind of comment is rude and unnecessary. My best guy friend is losing his hair and he is pretty self conscious about it and there’s really nothing he can do. He has it cropped short right now and honestly looks fine. It’s not that big of a deal and I think it’s kinda shitty to actively try to make men…

See, here’s where you fucked up: You’re trying to apply any kind of logic to the pro-lifers and their wildly inconsistent belief system.

It’s the beer. No joke. Country music concerts draw people who drink alcohol to excess and more often than not, it’s the drunks who either injure themselves or others.

Colleen?

I was told by a guy who worked parking lot venue clean-up that country concerts are the worst. Empty cheap beer cans and vomit as far as the eye can see, apparently.

Interesting fact — my husband is a firefighter in Santa Clara, CA, where the new 49ers stadium is, and when they were first training to provide medical/emergency care for events at the stadium he learned that hands-down, statistically the most dangerous and violent events are country music concerts. Even more…

For years these motherfuckers have been trying to tell me that rap concerts were dangerous

So why do they stop fighting?

“and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and <b>yes I said yes…

I just saw a Facebook fail that read:

I’m guessing he didn’t go to Jared, though.

Also these kids:

ALSO: Stars may not have been strong on color, but people working in Hollywood (which this movie seems to involve a lot of behind the scenes) certainly involved a lot of people of color. If there’s any musical number (and the Scarlett Johannsen/aka Esther Williams character seems to suggest that is likely), then there…

I saw her open for Marina and the Diamonds and she was phenomenal. Also she was adorable and could dance like nobody’s business.

Bout fucking time. Say what you want (and I’m sure fucktards will) but King will be listed as one of the greatest 20th Century authors, possibly THE greatest.

This is pretty accurate- http://www.lbschools.net/Main_Offices/C…