LOVE this movie

Oh man I loved this villian's introduction, "I gave you my number.." that voice, so haunting and scary!

I’ve gotten pregnant with the pullout method. Would absolutely NOT recommend it if you’re trying to stay not pregnant. Seriously. Dangerous stuff.

I teach preschool and there's a little girl (not in my class) with type one diabetes and she has a type one diabetes doll! She brought it in to share with her classmates, she can give it insulin shots and everything.

Well, since it's been brought up. I'd just like to add that my handsome firefighting boyfriend is raising money for a summer camp for child burn victims! I know, it's shameless...but hey, it's for the kids!

Jezeballers! I have a hilarious treat for you that I keep forgetting to post on the weekends open threads!
http://boycottamericanwomen.blogspot.com/?m=1

Crowdfunded! Only $50 and I get a crew shirt AND a signed script!

Ayayay George Zimmerman unaccounted for? Worrisome.

Can there PLEASE be a fashion scavenger hunt for this dress?!

I know right?! Probably some weird D-list convention or something. Oh wait, they totally did. Celebrity Big Brother!

Honestly, getting drunk with Courtney Stodden and a transsexual former child prodigy antiques dealer in London sounds like a lot of fun to me.

I just came here to say that I SO used to pretend to be Ariel pushing myself up on the rock while singing "Part of your WOOOORLD." I even had a specific rock in my backyard that was the perfect little mermaid rock.

AAAHHH!! SO excited!!

That Ophira Eisenberg tweet is seriously funny

Please Come to San Francisco! I know City Lights has near-constant readings and author events and how amazing would it be to have a Jezebel event at an official historic landmark!

I had a sex dream about him once! It was awesome.

TOTALLY agreed

lmao "Karena just don't"

Wait, wait. Pretzel restaurants unappealing? Wetzels?! Auntie Annes?! Delicious!