I know right?! Probably some weird D-list convention or something. Oh wait, they totally did. Celebrity Big Brother!

Honestly, getting drunk with Courtney Stodden and a transsexual former child prodigy antiques dealer in London sounds like a lot of fun to me.

I just came here to say that I SO used to pretend to be Ariel pushing myself up on the rock while singing "Part of your WOOOORLD." I even had a specific rock in my backyard that was the perfect little mermaid rock.

AAAHHH!! SO excited!!

That Ophira Eisenberg tweet is seriously funny

Please Come to San Francisco! I know City Lights has near-constant readings and author events and how amazing would it be to have a Jezebel event at an official historic landmark!

I had a sex dream about him once! It was awesome.

TOTALLY agreed

lmao "Karena just don't"

Wait, wait. Pretzel restaurants unappealing? Wetzels?! Auntie Annes?! Delicious!