It’s been fascinating (and by fascinating, I mean horrifying) to watch as Texas has become more diverse and more blue, how their Republican governors just keep getting crazier and crazier. I remember thinking that they couldn’t do worse than Dubya...then they went an elected Perry. And then I said there is no way they…

Woman governor, woman Secretary of State, woman Attorney General, woman Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, woman House minority leader...we’re just lousy with women politicians here in Michigan as of late!

Don’t encourage her! Next there will be woman drivers, woman comedians, I mean what the hell is this world coming to amiright?

Except for Michigan. They voted for him but now have that woman fighting for them, so they are at the bottom of any list. 

Possibly because the president might be giving more aid to states that are nice to him. [Washington Post]

So the latest deadly fuck up over here is underway as it’s emerged that the current death counts, much like testing, was only counting those who died in hospital meaning that hundreds of deaths are going unreported for weeks because they died at home or in care. That latter issue coincides with the problem of care…

Remember ages ago (by which I mean January), during the House impeachment hearings, when law professor Dr Pamela Karlan was testifying about the nature of impeachable offences, and she drew a metaphor for the Ukraine mess. She said (I paraphrase; her testimony is below): imagine if there was a natural disaster and the…

Ha! No. Peanut butter sandwich in one compartment, the carrot sticks and almonds are separate in their own compartments.

This bitch made me so hungry every time I read that book. The spaghetti just looked really satisfying. 

Now I want some spaghetti! And I’m stuck with my “healthy” lunch of peanut butter sandwich, carrots, and almonds! I did make too much spaghetti and meatballs on Sunday though, per ti Strega Nonna!

Gave a straight real life lol at the Beer Store being run like methadone clinics.

Nothing will calm down a panicky populace fighting over dwindling supplies like more guns. This will really ease the horrendous strain on the medical system.

In MN, the Minnesota Association of Family Doctors asked the governor not to close liquor stores because they were concerned about alcoholics going in to withdrawal and burdening emergency services. So they stayed open. Interesting difference.

Huh. In Ontario, the LCBO (very similar to Pennsylvania’s State Store system) & the Beer Store locations (beer only retailers, which are owned jointly by the giant international brewery conglomerates, and run strangely similar to methadone clinics) have been deemed essential services.  They have cut back their hours…

In PA, the liquor stores have been closed for two weeks. The Bartender, once he and I realized that our move to Central America was put on hold due to travel restrictions, bought about $500 each of food, weed, and booze. So far so good...

Ah, yes, because the solution to a crumbling, overloaded healthcare system and a terrified and uninformed population is clearly MOAR GUNZ.

Man, I remember talking to people about how we only had one side's edit and getting a lot of “The video is right there! 🐍🐍🐍”

So to recap, when the petulant manbaby called a woman “bitch” and implied she “owed him sex” (a rapey sentiment that everyone who bought his music simply overlooked)... IT WASN’T TRUE? You mean that “bitch” has agency? And had it the whole time? And doesn’t owe men a fucking thing?

Hahahhahahahaa of course they were fucking lying. They are human garbage, well Kim is mostly plastic at this point. 

Kayne is an asshole and Kim is just a mean girl. This is my shocked face.