The one secret the Credit Card companies don’t want you to know if you work from home making 15.55 million/hr doing one simple thing to cut down belly fat.

As a former art student, can confirm there’s a Yeezus in almost every class.

I’d just like us all to take a moment and picture Kanye typing out that list. While some of it was compiled on the road in his mind or on Evernote, I just like to imagine Kanye sitting at his computer late at night with next to a desk lamp. His wife and children are sound asleep, and Kanye hunting and pecking out this…

The mantra of simpleton narcissists everywhere.

Why would anyone want the album?

Fremen chic.

“For the itinerant Tattoine marauder looking to put the camel back in camel toe.”

Nah. I liked it how it was.

So that would be the maid, right? Cos Kim probably wouldn’t recognise a vacuum.

I imagine Bey doesn’t have time for ‘Ye’s nonsense and Jay’s like, “You can come around the studio, but stay away from the house.”

As someone who was (is?) a fan of Kanye since his first album dropped (still his best, in my opinion), and as someone who shares his hometown, I’ve gotta say, I gave up on him a long time ago. Every once in a while he says something insightful in one of his “me against ‘the man’ “ rants, and I want to believe this is…

I have this mental image: “Can you lift your ego. I’m trying to vacuum here”.

Some people have trouble separating sex from love and other people seem to have trouble separating emotional vulnerability with sex/love.

I dunno, if the first woman cares enough about the guy that she wants him to save himself from her, it sounds like she wants to change. Why not try therapy? It seems worth it, since this guy sees a future together with her. It doesn’t sound so much like he feels compelled to fix her as he wants to, which seems to…

I just moved to Seattle a few years ago, so I was a bit baffled by all of the #12 flags, banners, signs, and jerseys around the city. I figured it out recently, though: the "12" refers to 2012, the year the fanbase was established.

Excuse me, Mr. Classless! I bleed light blue, and light green, and white, and gun metal grey, and dark navy blue, and dark green, and sometimes bright neon green, and pink...and the point is...fuck you! We started the 12th Man so much longer before the Aggies, which admittedly have been around since the 1800's...but…

hehe!

Anyone who wears a hat like that is an insufferable dickhead, regardless of age.

Not really because Half Life 2 was good.

As of January, I’ll have worked as a full-time freelance writer for 16 years. This includes authorship/coauthorship of 28 nonfiction books, hundreds of articles, and a doctoral dissertation. And speaking in my official capacity as someone who has written a lot of pages, I think this theory is credible.