“This is getting posted somewhere, and you’re gonna look like a fuckin’ tool”

So, like your random bad allies, you are distracting from an important conversation in a non-constructive way.

“my results got me into the program for gifted students.”

That’s principally because Jezebel has realized that casting aspersions on allies generates more discussion (and hence pageviews) than actually supporting the movement.

“And the way he goes about saying it as if if nobody had ever heard before”

You get vibes? From a guy on tv you don’t know? Dang. Must be true then. Fuck allies.

These are great. It’s like Behind Closed Ovens but with slightly less moral outrage!

The hubs and I are about to celebrate our 10th anniversary & I have recently been asked the details of our wedding by lots of my younger co-workers. I regale them with tales of weddings before Pinterest. We picked out one of 3 or 4 options for everything & didn’t worry if every detail reflected our personal brand. We…

Major dick move from a garbage human? Yes. But I’m not sure she qualifies for the title of The Worst Wedding Guest in the World.

Seriously, how insecure are you that you need someone with zero experience who won’t realize how bad you, douchebro, are at the sex having? Also, if you’re having conversations about women’s perceived “fuckability” on bodybuilding.com, I’m going to go ahead assume that your lack of regular sex having isn’t because…

/a girl with a pelvic tattoo walks into frame

IT’S ALSO CALLED CROSSY ROAD.

I think the idea is that everyone needs to treat water like a finite resource, because it is.

California has had significant issues with drought for years now. Using water for human needs, like drinking, growing food, cleanliness and sanitation, or fire suppression, is way more important than for use for human wants,…

People know very well he’s broke, that’s why he walked out of a bank showing off a stack of $100 bills…

She saves a lot of water by not washing her makeup off.

What sort of tax base does Rack City have?

What sort of tax base does Rack City have? Is it largely property tax based or is there a municipal sales tax that contributes to whatever sort of budgetary surplus you seem to think they have? Is it something like Vernon where it’s almost entirely zoned for industrial purposes with almost no residents? Is Tyga an…

Is the Thought Catalog piece not satire? Like honestly, it’s so far-fetched, I assumed it was a not-terribly-funny attempt at satire.

They were invented in the early 20th century based on bad anthropology and got really popular with lesbian separatists and Dianic Wiccans in the 70s and 80s.

I like all the people complaining that this is a watse of time. Like taking fantasy football seriously isn’t a watse of their time.