I honestly thought this was pretty obvious. I'm pretty sure he'll eventually become the Vision we all know and love. 

Knocking down e-ink displays because it plays videos badly is like being upset the newspaper you bought doesn’t come with a headphone jack.

Once Walker gets canceled, let’s just have Amazon remake Supernatural with an R-rated flair.

Hallelujah. It's the only one he actually knows. 

Try crying about it.

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

That asterisk looks expensive

Ask any of those people on wall street about reinvesting in your business....just make sure to leave out the part where an employees is a valuable asset to reinvest in.

“The UAW kind of sucks, but it is still a union, and therefore inherently good.”

I was hoping for Tituss Burgess :( 

Current model Tundra does it

“All cars are a luxury to the man who rides the bus. Except Nissans, those are trash.”

it gets worse. They threw their CEO in jail. I hear he wanted to change up the Z

I’d have bought a 4C if it had a manual, but I’m just one man.  Not enough to move the needle.

ah, yes, it is the environmentalists who are wrong. <insert princpal skinner.gif here>

But it doesn’t come with mirrors.

I don’t want to meet the IT professional who thinks a $229 iPad mini is a better Ed purchase than a $229 chromebook.

Are you proud of the fact that you’re overworked by whatever shitty organization you work for?

Hi have you considered getting fucked?

FWD, automatic crossover with somehow, less power.