Considering our conversation and my observations, yes. Then again, you can fuck off. I'll trust my intelligence over random snide remarks from anonymous internet commenters any day.

Also, he worked seven years on a car that is essentially a BMW re-skin???

He’s referring to people that drive a number.

i actually am a vegetarian and i have zero kids and i wfh, so yes i do practice what i preach. Good try though. 

Shit you can find good vipers for half that on autotrader. And those will actually appreciate...

Wow. This was already crazy but this really puts it in perspective.

Give them time. Chrysler has been producing defective vehicles for decades.

Thanks, idk how I missed the 6 instances Toyota was mentioned. It’s been a long day.

You are completely wrong/dumb. As the article states it is a Toyota Matrix. Nothing Suzuki about it.

You don’t have to pay for it. You can always buy a used vehicle and run over as many small children as you like.

I feel like this would be fun but would have unintended long term consequences I couldn’t foresee. I thought about doing this but when I looked on various sites, they were full of guys wanting group sex or “open relationships” or old dudes you couldn’t pay me enough to pretend to be attracted to. Like a lot of women…

No, if you’ve ever seen Catastrophe you know that Rob Delaney is comedy gold. No offense to Nick Offerman, but Rob will be the best fit for whatever this role ends up being.

Pretty sure that’s Twitter’s own Rob Delaney

I fail to spot the difference???

Man wants wagon, man got wagon.

oh fuck off

1. Buy this, park it in the woods with the top off for the next 40 years.

“What kind of insane man talks to females?” -Jaloplurker, 2017

“Russians didn’t change my vote” - Every Trump voter I have encountered so far. Nope they just made you think there was a race war in Houston

Its almost as if a woman can be assaulted multiple times by different people! Shocking