And isn’t this weak premise of an article exactly that? I way to get ratings and clicks based on his death? 

Listen, the #boymom and #girldad shit is dumb as fuck but this is fucking unnecessary.

They can do whatever they want to the Bugaloos, just make sure Joy brings, uh, joy to a new generation of preteen boys.

better box copy: One banana, two banana, three banana, GORE!

My friend, this is a book excerpt. Earlier in the book we learn that Angel is from Atlantic City. Thank you for your attention to detail and passion re: geography. 

Uh, so can highways.

The subway is electric and breaks all the time. Being electric doesn’t mean it’s reliable at all.

Thanks for scrolling to the bottom of the page! Next time please read the article while you do it. You might learn something.

As a family physician, your take is utter bullshit.

Huh. I thought you were never supposed to let your car coast to a stop, and always keep it in gear, even if the clutch is disengaged the whole time. My dad told me it was so I could use the throttle at all times to get out of a sticky situation, if I needed to. This guy probably knows more on the subject than my dad…

If you’re assuming the transporter doesn’t somehow displace what’s in the space you’re transporting into, why even worry about a twig or insect? Even the gaseous atmosphere presents a matter interaction issue. You’d need to transport into a vacuum.

Oh, by the way, transporters have 100% mortality rate