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You don’t punch people in the dick, you kick them

This comes from a guy whose teammate could be nicknamed dick-kick

he should shut up and just be thankful he’s not getting called for the 3x he’s fouling lebron on every possession

Andre Iguodala was going to use the ‘fire and brimstone’ method but laughed when Draymond Green gave Dellavedova a 5.9 on technique.

Could have been worse. Dellavedova could have jumped in the air and kicked him square in the balls....

Common Foul. Accidents don’t happen anymore?

I thought he was talking about Draymond

So wait, based on that assessment, Draymond Green is also a YMCA hack as he twice tried to pop Adams’ balls and once tried to separate Adams’ shoulder.

Harrison Barnes shot 38% this year and 40% last year from 3. He’s a decent shooter.

Jordan got away with it all the time

I know that the “Hey! How was that not a foul?” face is now standard for all NBA players

Iggy can be pretty annoying and is one of the most incredulous players in the league. Should definitely be in the middle of this list at least.

Iguodala always gets fouled and never fouls any opponent (in his mind). Similar to LeBron but even more dramatic imo.

i know for fucking sure that Andre Iguodala has said at least two or three shitty things that were controversial at the time but i can’t remember what any of them were

This is the most half assed hater’s article ever written. The first 11 guys got basically a free pass, and the rest of the hate was very sub-par to say the very least. Consider this the hater’s guide to this article.

Don’t comment in the comments of your own article, this is so amateur. If you feel like there are points you need to clarify, write your article better.

What JaMarcusHussle said. Who’ve conveyed absolutely no information about why this story should matter to anyone not in the media, and your non-answers only make it look like you’re either trying to hide something or don’t have a good answer.

I’m not sure how you’ve read all these comments and come away thinking a hundred thousand people really think this is an interesting story.

You undercut this point by condescendingly calling The Ringer “Bill Simmons’... new blog” in the title. Forgive him if he didn’t realize you meant to say “Bill Simmons’ new potential entertainment media behemoth.”