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Counter:Counterpoint - Maximo the Alligator. Saw him myself. Unbelievable.

As a clevelander fuck everyone. Thank god we are finally in the finals and once again fuck everyone. If you’re from Canada fuck you and especially if you’re from anyone who isn’t from Cleveland.

Uh, I’m specifically there to affect the game, thank you. I’d watch on my couch or in a bar otherwise. My fondest memories as a child were watching my dad and older brother heckle opposing relievers warming up in the bullpen, and then revel in success (real or imagined, we don’t need to get into that) when that man

The 2015 Royals only had one regular who hit over .300, no one with 25 HRs, one 100 RBI guy, and no full-time starter with an ERA under 3.50 (the only one was Chris Young who was a swingman bouncing between rotation and pen) or more than 13 wins.

I’m perfectly OK with that garbage stuff gone. If you can’t hack it to the point you have to straight sucker-smack someone, you deserve the Kevin Nash quad disease. Hard fouls are OK, but cheap shots, yeah, don’t really care for it, “iz bush-league psych-out stuff!”

I really hope Westbrook goes up for a dunk, drop kicks Curry in the face, and then reasons it by saying “well I was just trying to sell the foul”. Flagrant 1 in-game, Flagrant 2 post-game, no suspension. All is equal

As much as I like Green, one of his most important attributes is the refs allowing him to pull silly (sometimes dirty) shit without being punished. But, no big deal. This isn’t a competition to see who is the best basketball team. It’s entertainment. Get paid, young fellas.

BMX isn’t non-contact. Not by a long shot. There’s lots of contact, mostly with the ground or a wall. Or does it only count if it’s contact with other humans?

Yeah thank god once the game’s over they changed it!

Who’s talking about any other series here? The NBA just said he should’ve been ejected for the kick, but they’re not gonna suspend him for the next game because (knocks pitcher of water over, runs away)

I honestly can’t believe people aren’t like outraged about this. He fuckin kicked him in the dick intentionally! He should be suspended for the entire playoffs!

Serious question, other thank the fact he is a star, how is that not a flagrant 2?

Turn fouls back on, you hack!!

The bases were loaded. I don’t think it’s that unusual for pitchers to go from the windup when bases are loaded, because in order for anyone to steal, the guy on third has to steal home, which is where the pitcher’s going anyway.

You know, I’m pretty fucking tired of Draymond Green. I hope Steven Adams, in all his hipster mongaloid glory, Raja Bells that motherfucker at some point in this series.

That’s about as ‘accidental’ as me accidentally shaving my sack. DG will likely be heavily targeted during the next few games. Now I’m curiously waiting for Adams to insert another interesting response from ‘down under’

Honestly the Warriors do a ton of arrogant, showoff-y stuff. Draymond’s trash talk, Steph Curry turning and talking trash to the bench before his shot even goes, a lot stuff that teams generally get vilified for. But for some reason nobody ever calls them out for it.

Draymond Green combines all the wannabe tough guy stuff of Kevin Garnett with the campy antics of Reggie Evans. He is more loathsome than Chris Paul.

Fuck Draymond Green...I wish I had something better to say.