Yugos, like Ladas, have that heater on the rear window ... to keep your hands warm while you’re pushing it. 

The joke. It makes sense now.

For those who don’t remember/know of Chaparral, the 2J had plastic body skirts and an onboard engine for creating a partial vacuum under the car that generated oodles of downforce at all speeds.

There was this snail, who was really tired of his friends complaining about how slow he was. So, he takes all his savings and goes to the car dealer and buys the fastest sports car they have.

One time I was at a vintage race and I got the opportunity to strap into a Chaparral and go for a quick drive.

What’s the difference between porcupines and BMWs?

Why don’t they make British computers?


Haven’t figured out how to make them leak oil yet

Faraday Future

How do you double the value of a Yugo?

Well, until the Judge officially amends the Consent Decree then VW legally has to accept the car by the word of the buyback. There is no “spirit” of a directly written legal document in this case, it’s not the constitution and is not a living document

Heck... If your handle didn’t make me crack a grin, your import choice would have.

You know, I put a Model 3 deposit down, but I don’t know if I’m ready for a car that absolutely won’t let me soon the rear wheels. It just feels too soulless...

Is it bad that I wondered what a bag of dicks would sound like? I sort of figure like a canvas bag full of rubbery sloshing. Could be wrong...

Honestly, when I got our first car seat, I looked up whether it fit in a 911 (only just). After a year with the kid, that’s the farthest thing from my mind.

For house-owning San Francisco coders, like me, yeah, a new Porsche is an option. I’m more likely to get a Focus RS and a new kitchen, but it’s a matter of priorities (married, kid, etc). Plus, being a 911 nut, the SUV’s just look like rounded Audis to me.

I like my porsche

Wow, VW, way to striesand the whole damned thing.

Episode 1-19 should work pretty well as a movie story arc. The introduction to ninja school and all the characters, the formation of the first teams and ending with a climactic fight against Zabuza with all the incredibly badass Sharingan and Kyuubi scenes.

You didn’t need an ipad/iphone to play with remote control or track controlled race cars. This is a new take on a toy that’s been around for decades.

You didn’t need an ipad/iphone to play with remote control or track controlled race cars. This is a new take on a…