Both also killed by sunlight in Near Dark!
Oh wait.. Severen dies by exploding truck.

Are you frickin serious?
I don’t think McNamera would have said “There loss”.

That headline..

Wait, you bought one?
One look at the massive thing sticking out the bottom of the phone and anyone with more than 3 brain cells decides not to buy it.

I think the guy probably also has ten fingers on each hand.

*Something about putting all of one’s eggs in one basket*

*Something about putting all of one’s eggs in one basket*

This is one of those stories that doesn’t really need a story, once you’ve read the headline..

So ugly!