Because CBS has for-pay streaming service.

Coincidentally, A-Rod became a jerk-off in a cup.

It’s card sharp. Not card shark. Unless you were going for loan shark.

Because you need something that beats Kings.

Defensemen To Your Room in 30 Minutes or Less

I put the glass, large (mine is at least 12-inches across) rotating dish/base from my microwave oven through the dishwasher all the time.

eggs come out of cloaca, which to quote wikipedia is “the posterior orifice that serves as the only opening for the digestive, reproductive, and urinary tracts” ... i think i’ll use the muffin tin.

Black lines matter.

We don’t speak Latin/Italian. Well, maybe you do, but I don’t.

Stop with the “slow driver” argument. Slow drivers refers to someone doing LESS than the speed limit, those who are generally afraid, to timid or distracted to be behind the wheel. Those drivers are dangerous.

Look at again. The lead driver was actively passing at the time, and staying left to leave a lane open for traffic merging in from the right. Immediately following the “brake check” the lead car safely merges right. I think this may not have been a brake check. They may have just been disengaging cruise control in…

I know how it happened. The only question is who the prankster is. Josh McDaniels? Gronk?

Schottenheimer’s cat: the unknown state of a football cat where not knowing if it was smuggled in or found at Arrowhead forces us to think about it as simultaneously both smuggled in AND found at Arrowhead.

And here I thought only Bills fans reached under their clothes for a pussy during games....

Chris Clemons to me in the locker room: “You’re the dick-head of the group.”

Aaaaand it’s actually “marshmallow.” Come on, if you’re gonna correct people you at least gotta be right.

I always go 50/50 with ground beef and pork. Then freeform, no loaf pan. Get lots of crust with no downside.

Steak sauce is a great addition to meatloaf recipes; adds both moisture and flavor. I also usually add a dab of dijon mustard as well. And sometimes some Worcestershire. With me, meatloaf is subject to my whim of the moment. Nothing better on a chilly night.

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