I just wish they sold the plastic pouches at the grocery store so we can make this crap on our own without having to go into a Panera and fake like we aren’t eating fancy Hungryman/MREs.

I’m confused. Were you under the assumption that this website was a not for-profit endeavor? Do you think that pointing out that they are covering video game-centric current events is some kind of clever thing? I don’t understand what kind of point you are trying to make, or how you have convinced yourself that it is…

A bandit yesterday yelled “Vote Lieberman!” as he died bloody. Sold me on the spot. I dig it. 

The term is “chalk that up”, not “talk that up”. *pushes glasses up my stupid face

I was really hoping that this entire article was just one word in giant letters: “NO”.

This is crazy but there was literally a poker player that won a bet by living with breast implants for a year. I think he ended up keeping them.

When ESPN turned my lunchtime radio break from Bomani Jones to Will Cain I could honestly feel my life sucking a little bit more. Cain is brutally boring, while trying to flex as interesting and edging in the most transparent ways. Feels like that shitty middle-school kid always coming up with a better story, that…

Ohhh FFS, please don’t compare criminals shooting folks with cops being good because they don’t shoot people at thaaaat often. They shouldn’t be shooting people! I’m not giving them a damn pat on the back for just not being murderous thugs. 

Wait? So you actually think she is wrong?

FYI, Jake Sisko is Kenny Lofton’s nephew. Yes that Kenny Lofton.

This is all over weed right? Nothing else? Just weed?

How the fuck is this not an ejection?

Its a dude from work asking you to sign a piece of cardboard. If one of your cubical mates asked you to do that and it clearly meant something to them.... and you tell them to screw off then you sir are the asshole.

What the fuck is wrong with people that try and claim that BEING A RACIST (writing stories with racist headlines) is equal to saying someone is a racist (Donald Trump has a very long history of doing and saying racist things). This fucking country is driving me nuts.

Never give up that Hunter Pence scooter riding bobble. NEVER.

My 65 year old mother has two passions in life right now. Loses by the Dodgers and Ghirardelli sundaes. BEAT LA FOREVER.

He clearly was telling people he didn’t mean to do it. Wilson was clearly telling people he meant to do it. Intent matters more than the location of the ball.

Sometimes in this country you just need to plant your foot in the mud and start yelling till people pay attention. We’re a tough country that doesn’t like to change. How often do you still hear people talking about how this generation is lost in their cell phones.... Guys it’s been over a decade, cell phones are here…

You know these guys fight a handful of times a year right? And that research shows that the hits football players received on nearly every single play has a cumulative effect upon their brain? That football players start when they are just out of diapers and MMA fighters generally start as adults also factors in. I…

Follow the link, they literally have hundreds of “brains in bottles”. They use stains that target the tau protein so you can see exactly how severe the CTE is. Since this appears to be a hard concept to understand, you cannot stain the brains of people while they are alive. This kills the football player.