“ keep out this sort of racist bullshit in the future.”

25 years ago when I was a journalist I calculated my hours at work and my salary and determined that I was earning more $ per hour making sundaes at the local ice cream parlor.

I left journalism in 1993. Pay was terrible back then.

All you people who scoffed whenever I said LeBron is better than Jordan can go to Hell.

“High heat buttered” and “not smoking” are mutually contradictory unless you are using clarified butter.

Start calling them the Dallas Vaqueros and Fox News will take it from there. 

It may shock you to learn that not all defense is pick-and-roll defense.

You decide:

But Easter is real?

People who try to enjoy life are the fucking worst!

exactly. There is a good reason he was a top 10 pick a few years ago. He’s got talent but he just needed a team that had a system that would exploit it. The Blazers have done a good job the past few years saving the careers of guys considered first round busts, such as Mo Harkless and Shabazz Napier. Now, Stauskis is…

Half might be giving Chicago an awful lot of credit.

As a Chicagoan, yeah, that nails it.

Guessing you’re referring to the south side

These guys may be the only team defeated by the Magic all year. 

“That’s a cool trick, Anna. But let me show you how to make a first round pick disappear.” -Vlade Divac

Based on Kelsi's Instagram, she finds Chlamydia kinda catchy.

Fuck yeah. Kids today are soft. I one returned to the bar and a guy was in my seat. “Get up pal. You’re in my seat.” He looked at me. “What are you gonna do about it?” When he stood up he was a foot taller than me. Did I back down? HELL NO! I got in his face, like a man, and said, “Trust me pal, you DON’T want to find…

STRIKE!