Chrissy Teigen is a person who I have absolutely no clue why she’s famous, but her tweets are good so I’m just going to assume it’s related to that.

A Red Sox fan criticizing another team’s fanbase would be like if Arby’s started doing restaurant reviews.

So I am speaking from long experience when I say that the Washington bandwagon is very likely to be the most insufferable one ever to come rolling down the pike.

How does a blog about the Washington RB situation written by Chris Thompson not mention Washington RB Chris Thompson?

Amr Warda is an asshole who needs serious help (i.e. therapy).

Sorry Deadspin, but in the US soccer world, ur only slightly better than TMZ.

But are they really? Two stars and zero supporting cast sounds like, well, a lot of Western conference teams that didn’t make the conference finals. The Warriors may not as invincible, but they’re not going to roll over and be dead. The Rockets, Blazers, hell, even the Spurs aren’t Eastern conference cannon fodder.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

It’s also really telling that someone is coming to the defense of said company by saying “they don’t do the bad thing anymore” instead of “yeah, that’s real capitalism”.

I feel bad for your poor, addled, broken post-millennial mind that you’re capable of making a pop-culture reference to a Batman show from the 60's, but go on the warpath when someone makes fun of Halliburton because 20 years ago might as well be prehistory for you.

I’m sorry I made fun of you. :(

Alexandre’s nickname is “Good Boy” which, as a large Golden Retriever American, must have confused Northcutt.

Nobody:

Oh God, fuck this. I have my misgivings about it too, but I am so done with entitled dipshit fans like these.

Only when Kawhi played, he was awesome.

The ball going into the basket was quite a process.

Call me when someone puts a goalie up on the rim, and then maybe I’ll cheer when uber-villain Kobe scores twenty and they’re not empty-netters.

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

This guy sounds like a douche-nozzle, but I’m okay with this bill. Loot boxes are predatory, and regardless of how I feel about general microtransactions, we’d be better off with loot boxes (at least ones that require real money) being axed.

Draconian? Yep. But how frickin dumb do you have to be to try to get weed through an airport security checkpoint in something disguised to look like something else they wouldn't let you through with anyway? That's like trying to smuggle a crack pipe that looks like a gun.

I sat there after the game rewinding this play, at least a dozen times, thinking to myself, “Nah, he slipped. He definitely slipped.”