At 61, Berman plans to rebrand himself as a millennial comedian who doesn’t work blue.

I posted this on a Deadspin article a while back but my gym (formerly an auto shop) is kind of like Moe’s Tavern but with more dank.

Yeah, A.J. Daulerio made a large point of explaining just how little importance was placed on the comments section when he was Deadspin’s number one guy, but as you say, someone up there must think well of us. And I wonder if the new owners are going to be willing to continue maintaining the comments. I’m just…

I’m with you on this one. DUAN has given me opportunity to vent about shit when I didn’t have anyone I could vent TO. Honestly makes me a little misty thinking about all the people who commented just to say it was alright to feel a way.

About six, give or take some random number of months ago, they did a little survey about continuing with the DUAN. Must have had more reasons for than against. It’s not like it takes them much time or effort past just remembering to post it. It’s where I hear music I otherwise wouldn’t pick up on so I hope they keep…

Why do you think they picked a drink as their mascot?

“How common is it for a job to hire for a particular language...”

As a triathlete, I got into the sport to get a sense of what I could endure - to find out what I was made of. Doping would defeat the purpose of my journey. This is not a humblebrag - I’m still a person with many flaws, one of which is lying about being a triathlete.

Aren’t public employees usually on an established pay scale, so there’s no room for negotiation?

“Life of the Party” or, after about 15 minutes, “that obnoxious asshole”. Depends on how you feel about Jim Carrey.

Woman not allowed to have complicated feelings about career. News at 10.

None of those “definitions” are true. Somebody didn’t bother looking outside his own town before making the video.

No surprise here, we’re not talking about Charles Stayer

Last year, online lender Avant bought ReadyForZero, a pretty robust debt tracker and management tool.

Sportsball!

“a kickoff punt” ?

We had no ballot initiatives on mine. I think in over 16 years of voting I’ve never seen more than 1-2 direct democracy initiatives on any given ballot. But you live in Cali, and in SF to boot and you guys are known for going overboard on the ballot initiative front, no disrespect.

I love baseball and that was painful. Smoltz kept trying to remind you how “tense” everything was and that he loved these moments as a player blah blah blah...Not one person enjoyed that sequence. Dude swiped the base so damn easily anyways.

Hate to break it to people, but if you think everyone in your high school class was an asshole, bitch or a douchebag, you were actually the asshole/bitch/douchebag.

I didn't go to my 10 year reunion because whoever was in charge decided to have it on a Lake Erie cruise boat. It sounded incredibly stupid to me so I didn't go. Why in the hell would anyone ever want to go to their high school reunion on a boat that they are trapped on for a period of hours?