you are out of your god damned mind if you think im going to watch almost 5 minutes of video to try and see some dives.

as rugby player, me take offense at facile comparison. me sense resentment. me know lots smart sensitive rugby players who also make hurt on pitch. some even vegans, so would not eat at Beast if you give them green spendy paper to do it. yarp.

To be fair, this makes more sense than everything else he says.

Texas and Massachusetts are the only two states which use NCAA rules instead of high school ones, so it would be illegal in most other places

This game seems to represent a developer that is trying to push the envelope in a desperate attempt to give their cliched and relatively simplistic/simpleminded game some semblance of publicity without paying much for said publicity.

If his comment gets him banned, then there are quite frankly hundreds who should be banned. I see jokes like this all the time and it's all good-natured. If this is where the bar is going to be set, fair enough, but let's be consistent then.

Ha ha ha. What a bunch of dopes. The answer is actually 104.

Stupid they let him do that. He could have caused serious and permanent damage to his leg. Let alone releasing a clot or marrow into his vein.

And another runner who idiotically ran himself into an even worse injury than the one he already had gets the heroic story out of it. Too many runners don't pay attention to real signs of injury and just run through it thinking it makes them hardcore. No, it makes you a stupid fuck. I've learned my own lesson the hard…

I came here to make a joke on the word "throw" (as in "afghan", ha ha! so clever!). Just for fun, I looked up the word "throw" in Google to see if I'd missed any other synonyms for it. Below is what I found:

Yeah, no high school athletic event is worth that. Sorry, kid, you did not have to finish for your team. You just did not have to.

And you know what? It was. We made the ALCS for the first time since I was in elementary school. We lost a few close games. We didn't play to our full potential. The bounces didn't go our way. At all. The Royals pen shut us down. But I'm proud of our guys and what they were able to pull off this year, even with Manny…

That's what I came to ask. I get the restriction on transfers when it is the athlete's choice (I don't necessarily agree with it), but it boggles the mind that there can be any restriction on an athlete who gets cut from a team.

I seriously doubt that there will be a dumber response to this story, so I want to make sure you get the recognition you deserve.

That looked like he was having fun, so I'm thinking no.

This really isn't making me sympathetic to the Bose brand, nor is it making me consider purchasing Bose products. In fact, I'm a bit more likely to avoid Bose products due to this. Anyone else feel the same way?

I may actually leave the house and not watch TV. I haven't decided, yet, it's not the kind of decision you make lightly.

From the comments:

I skimmed the article, and it is ridiculous. The "benefits" of dropping out are basically that he won't have to go through FSU's disciplinary process, where new evidence could be presented. LETS NOT FORGET THAT HE IS STILL VERY LIKELY GOING TO BE TRIED IN A CRIMINAL COURT. Here's another gem from the analysis-…

No, not in general. I drink 90 percent domestic myself, but certain countries do excel at certain styles. There aren't that many great American bitters (to my knowledge), so if that's what you're in the mood for, makes sense to look for an English one.