Meanwhile, ESPN's Ombudsman is about to throw his shoulder out patting ESPN on the back over their coverage: http://espn.go.com/blog/ombudsman…

If you want peace and quiet, you gotta stay home or hit up a library. Otherwise, you are taking your chances with loud kids, smelly hobos, assholes on cell phones, and the rest of life's rich pageant.

i see declines in three of the five broadcasts

I don't know, and what does having different last names have to do with anything?

We have forgotten how dangerous racing was back in the day and many vintage class racers must think it had something to do with the water or air or something. It was the cars. The cars for the most part haven't changed except... the old tire compounds they used in the 50's are long gone and in fact even though the…

Under Kira's supervision, according to the source, pledges in the incoming class were called names, berated for their perceived physical flaws and imperfections, and made to perform physical tasks to the point of bruising and exhaustion.

Literally every single FIFA statement sounds better in my mind's ear if I append the two words "Mr. Bond" at the end. "We will not comment on a personal opinion ... Mr. Bond".

Uhhh, actually, per the CBA, the NFL does have double jeopardy. The NFL punished him twice for the same event. Now, they have to prove Wayne Brady lied to them. Fuck Revenue Roger, Ray Rice, and the entire Baltimore brain trust, with possibly an exception for Harbaugh, seeing as reports indicate he wanted to cut Rice…

You know what is nice? Having soccer on a real network that allows video clips online. Because if a Premier League game isn't shown in the US, it is frigging impossible to find a ESPN-style video summary of the match online, or even random video clips like in this post. Not terribly conducive to spreading the…

Yeah, would be interesting to see the percent of miles driven in each of those buckets.

Or do something outside. Your fantasy team doesn't need you to watch it

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This is the first time a mod has responded to me...I feel...what's the opposite of shame? Pride? No, not that far. Less shame.

I always liked the term "session beer" because you can sit down for a session of drinking and still be able to stand up afterward. These are perfect for FOOTBAW Sundays, as most people have to work on Mondays.

Maybe, after they get their new Apple iPhone, they can use its high-definition screen to watch a Gatorade advertisement posted as editorial content on a media website while they munch their McDonald's food.

Gonna be a lot of people in Baltimore with Joe Flacco jerseys tomorrow.

Isn't hypocrisy the main tenet of radical religious views?

They should just call it "Septembeer"

Corollary to this: a lot of the people that say "my parents beat me and I turned out great" are not such wonderful poster children for that theory as they seem to imagine.

YupTwins:
You clearly don't have kids.