It’s a Ford. Crack pipe.

Honestly, some of these cars I’d love to get as a gift. Like the Reliant Robin. I get that it’s a 3-wheeled nightmare. (not sure why you said it’s a 2-wheel) But that’s part of the fun! And while I agree that the Chevy Malibu and Cobalt are fairly boring, I’d rather get them than some of the other vehicles I’ve driven…