Neigh!

My vote for best Mom line would go to "make that bitch your bitch, you bastard!" But it's hard to find one I don't like.

Is it the Godfather 3 of analogies?

If it makes you feel any better, I have to head out tomorrow to pick up my "Publicly Admitted to Knowing a Lionel Ritchie Lyric" badge.

I think that lyric actually belongs to Vice President Ritchie.

He doesn't fit in at all, unless we can find Keith Brian and make him an actor.

The radius of the hollow affects how deep the groove is between the edges on a hockey skate, but it doesn't actually move the edges any closer together.

Hockey skates each have two edges, not one . . . but I believe you're right that figure skate edges aren't as sharp as hockey edges are.

Shit just got real.