Today I watched Lost Highway and realized its much better than I remembered. I also remembered that I went on a date to see it and we witnessed a guy jerking off during one of the sex scenes. The jerk off dude has done more in his life to deserve media coverage than any of these two messes this articles about.

This is some serious white people shit.

First time saying this: thank god I’m too old to give a shit.

WHO?!?

Sometimes I think the greatest feat of political gamesmanship the Republicans have pulled in the last 40 years is how thoroughly they have gotten in the heads of Democrats of a certain generation.

That’s not a particularly big mirror in the last pic.

It makes me very happy to peer into my garage gym and ruminate on how assembling everything in there cost about as much as 3 months of a Crossfit or fancy gym membership. Sometimes, when I’m really feeling frisky, I’ll even grab a rag and wipe off some of the dust.

Correct. God bless America.

At least he’s actually trying again. Was phoning it in for a while there.

Shut up, tomato.

the criminals are admitting who influenced them. it’s republicans. again, because you must have something stuck in your ears or something, the criminals are openly admitting this, how fucking hard is it to understand?

Cesar Sayoc. The El Paso Shooter. Dylan Roof. The Christchurch shooter (directly stated he was inspired by Trump). Shall I go on?

Anyone who is not on board with real, comprehensive gun control in this country is part of the problem. If you vote for politicians who are against gun control, you are part of the problem. Nothing will change in this country until specific, measurable, and actionable gun laws are in place and strictly enforced. You…

The Republicans will use ANYTHING they can to deflect blame from the fact that they have been sticking their toes in the waters of racism since Nixon, and stoking the flames of hate and violence the whole time. They refuse to do anything sensible about gun violence. They refuse to address their racist base of violent…

In corporate culture, many women feel the need to compete. It’s basically cool girl syndrome for grown ups. They are the roughest, toughest, most savage bitch at the conference table, and don’t you forget it.

The thing that impresses me most about some of the tools that have lamprey’d onto this regime is how filled to bursting they are with red herrings, straw men, and irrelevancies. What’s shameful is how transparent they are.

It’s not clear to me how getting Mueller to make some public statements about his report that ran clearly counter to Trump’s characterization of it hurts anyone, and I haven’t seen anyone saying they thought this would be some Aaron Sorkin monologue-esque moment where Mueller scored a fatality on Trump’s Presidency…

Nearly the entirety of US territory is land stolen or taken from indigenous people. Their local justice systems certainly never authorized their own genocide and displacement by millions of colonists. So yes, you are the descendants of illegal immigrants. Nearly all of us are. Act appropriately.

If you’re white it’s called “calling 911 then shrugging when people get killed.”

These comments are gonna be full of the dipshit decedents of “illegal immigrants” complaining about immigrants. Gonna be fun.