Because going to bed is a surrender to tomorrow’s insignificant step in the soul sucking cycle of work, relationship management, and basic need fulfillment. We watch an episode more of Netflix than we should to fool ourselves into believing we have control.

SPOILERS!!!!!!

Yeah but they were not nearly as hard to get by this time.

Just wait till you get to the second phase of the final boss fight.

The moment only gets better if you happen to discover the hidden Darkmoon covenant.

Anor Londo was one of my FAVORITE areas in the entire game. Sure it was fairly short but the emotional impact of it was extremely high because of the way it was old and somewhat ruined, the blacksmith, dead on the left side, the complete darkness, aldrich with gwyndelions hat on, the room with aldrich after you beat…

I was in middle school when BTAS came on and to me that IS Batman.

I haven’t been following comics very much lately, but hot damn, do I want to watch everyone of these as episodes of BTAS.

/mic drop

Don’t know if this counts?

Dark Souls still has the best no-chat communication I’ve ever seen. People manage to organize entire impromptu fighting arenas with 5-7 people, all through the use of gestures and shiny pebbles laid out on the ground.

The other day, while trying to collect some vertebra, I came into a game that was already being invaded but nobody was fighting and just messing around. So I joined ‘em! But then another invader came in, saw us sitting around and tried to fight. So we all took them apart, pooped on them and went back to hiding in…

Didnt even cover the most confusing part! Like about Sun Bros, Watchdogs of Farron and the purple dudes! Still, good guide ^^

I know I’m not the only one that thought of this immediately...

I tried to rebuild Sealab...but keep “accidentally” blowing up Pod 6.

I bought one of these, but the Bluetooth wasn’t working. I thought I found an auxiliary port, but apparently it was some sort of “thermal exhaust port.” When I plugged my auxiliary cable into it, BOOM! The whole damn thing blew up. I called customer support, and they said that while they thought about removing this…

Nah you get a couple freebies. It may or may not be based on the damage though. So if you can take off half their health in one hit... Maybe. But I’ve hit an npc with my long sword once or twice and been OK.

Nope, at least, not this time.

I’ve aggro’d NPCs in Scholar and BB, so far none in this game though so that’s cool.

I did an entire combo on one NPC but luckily she didn’t go hostile. I would’ve bet money that she would turn on me.

TIPS FOR SPOTTING MIMICS