The only take I have on this whole business is that anyone pushing the “it was all staged!” narrative is an unmitigated dumbass.

What TheUnnumbereredOne said to you below. And in addition to that, D&D have to “half-ass” it considering that they ran out of book/source material, the original author has not been helpful and downright doesn’t seem to care in that respect, and having to balance a delicate act of pleasing the corporate bigwigs at…

I’m about to leave for a month of travel in Africa, and since I want to actually be able to use the internet while I’m there, I hauled my ass to an 8 am showing this morning. Maybe it’s just the endorphins, but I really enjoyed it. Some random thoughts:

Many people are now stoked that they have Thor’s physique.

So it seems pretty clear that Thor Lebowski is going to be a huge Halloween costume this year, right?

Denis Villeneuve’s ‘Enemy’ was basically a doppelganger horror movie.

The Nice Guys should have been a lot better than it was but was hamstrung by the fact that it was written and directed by an idiot with no self-awareness.

God I love DiCaprio.

Boy, could I not disagree with this review more. I really, really enjoyed this movie. I found the writing solid, the chemistry between the actors very good, and the action compelling. It is not without a single flaw, but very few movies in existence can say that. As Marvel movies that introduce new protagonists go, it…

Still gonna be 10x better than the underwater shitfest that was Aquaman. 

That’s how they plan to get the financing for Full Nelson.

I was truly blown away by Dorff’s entire performance.

Glenn Close is a great American actress, and it is indeed disturbing that she doesn’t have an Oscar.

Olivia Colman gave a great performance and was never just an ‘okay comic actesss’ you dolt. 

I assume they picked Stephen Merchant to direct this on the logic that he’s so tall, he can easily see where everyone is on set.

This is a great take and I enjoyed it. Thank you.

This reminds me of my absolute favorite story from the life of Jesus: Jesus and the Centurion. For those not familiar, Jesus, after giving his Sermon on the Mount, was approached by a Centurion or a delegation on his behalf (the account varies depending on which gospel you read), who pleaded with Jesus to heal a…

There’s only one person who can play this role.

I’m genuinely upset how hard Leave No Trace got snubbed here. Even with the ridiculous push on the categories, the fact that McKenzie or Foster didn’t even get a nomination here feels fundamentally wrong.

Peed Piper was right there.