I used to fly for work, averaging about 80k miles per year (I know guys, I’m a lightweight) and 40-50 nights per year in IHG and Hilton hotels. Sleep is difficult for me because the conditions must be perfect and hotel rooms are not ideal in a lot of ways. But eventually I started taking a pillow with me (larger…

Zactly right, Costco is the best...1 year, no questions asked return policy on electronics (or is it 3 months now?), and if you don’t get enough food from the free samples, a soda and hot dog for $1.50 on the way out.

JESUS CHRIST DAD USE 807 NOT 7 YOU ARE PAYING COMCAST $250 A MONTH

I believe you forgot the step where you get free food samples.

Buying a TV 101.

“I sure as hell can’t relate to your pain in any way, but I know what you’re going through has got to suck.”

I’d add to tread delicately if tempted to say ‘he/she is in as better place’ to a grieving person ( unless you know their beliefs ) because when my mom died 6 years ago, though she was free from pain, I really wanted her back.

It’s a sad but true fact that when Scott Walker massively reduced funding to the University of Wisconsin system, one of the first things to be cut from the budget was the Female orgasm.

Another difference is that Colbert is actually funny.

I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M SO EXCITED FOR THIS BUT GOD HELP ME I AM.

I’m so much more invested in this than I expected to be.

In regards to the dino question, you’re forgetting one thing about modern technology: much of our energy stores are derived from petroleum or coal...which is just ground up old dinosaur and trees over long periods of time under intense pressure.

Plus they usually have a big plexiglass shield to protect the players and managers from urine, feces, batteries and Molotov cocktails hurled by the supporters.

I wish it were trigonometry. Seeing Luck and Fitzpatrick match wits for three hours sure as hell would have been exponentially more interesting than whatever I was watching on ESPN last night.

It’s even worse when you’re a big VW/Audi fan and loved them a lot because of their “clean” TDI cars. Now what am I going to do? Chances of me owning a TDI are now slim, not because I care they pollute too much, but because they’ll probably never be sold again in the US. I now look like a tool and my diehard GM friend…

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The most illogically divisioned team in the NFL are the Jaguars. Someone fucked up and placed them in the NFL, but no one has had the balls to fix it.

I don’t know about this. I feel like volunteering for a $400 voucher is better than sitting back and waiting for a 1% chance to get $1,200.

I disagree. I believe this is a situation where a bird in hand is worth two in the bush. You will not get that great benefit for involuntary bumping when the airlines, as usual gets enough people to volunteer and, if you are not one of those volunteers, you will end up with nothing. It just depends upon how flexible…

I’m trying to find the part where they answered the question.