Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

He probably just decided to join the Alouettes on a lark.

Why isn’t it politically correct to say he fucking sucks at professional football? College football is a different game. No hard feelings, Mike.

This is the second time you’re making this comment. Clearly you’re not interested in opposing opinions but I’ll make my piece anyway: I would be okay with this woman being in the NAACP and rocking these hairstyles if she was honest about her racial background. But that wasn’t enough for her. She had to take on the…

I’m 95% sure this is just Daniel Day Lewis Prepping for a role.

I SCREAMED

My first thought was Toni Home Perm using the xsmall rods. I know this because my mom did it to me. She was going for a “Shirley Temple” look (WTF). After we cut it off I had to endure a full year of “and what will the young gentleman be having” I’m not saying it lead directly to the divorce. But I’m not saying it…

SHE SAID HER HAIR WAS A 4?

The problem is not that she’s a white person leading an NAACP chapter. The problem is that she’s a white person who seemingly lied about being black and then headed an NAACP chapter.

“Hey, you’re black, right?”

He’ll owe a percentage of taxes on the fair market value of the vehicle, or value of proceeds if he were to sell prior to registering for whichever tax bracket he resides – inclusive of the aforementioned value.

It’s no different then if he received a $40,000 bonus at work. The exception is that he may be able to…

A BMW i3, a $40,000+ electric car, is one of the best free cars I’ve ever seen. Why so mad?

So Gay marriage is pretty much like regular marriage? Got it!

They kiss

True dat. The only part of him that’s an asshole is the part that he chooses to project to millions of people during the majority of his waking hours.

A heads up, if the NBA finals goes to game 6 it will conflict with USWNT/Nigeria. So plan accordingly if that happens.

The Reich Stuff

Battle of the Bulge in my Pants

Das Booty