I demand a Domino and Shuri team-up movie NOW!

White male golfer here - that’s some serious racists / sexist bullshit. It is very common to take a 5-10 minute break at the turn (18 holes of golf are divided into the front 9 and the back 9, “the turn” is going from the 9th to the 10th hole) to grab some food and/or drink, if the group that was immediately behind…

I’m not anti-dog! I love dogs!

I absolutely want to fight about this. While I’m not anti-dog, per se, I am anti many dog owners. I don’t own any dogs, don’t plan to ever own dogs and think it’s not too much to ask four things of dog owners:

This is bonkers. Animal shelters have enough shit to deal with, they don’t need to fend off lunatic granola people trying to police dog diets. Why don’t these people focus on actually helping shelters? Spend their time an resources helping solicit donations to cover expensive vet care?

She was actually great on King of Queens (if you can get past the hot chick marrying a doofus sitcom cliche, that show is hilarious) and the only thing that bothered me as a fan of the show then was her ties to the cult. Now, just pure love and joy for her!

I’ve never known much about Remini, never watched any of the shows she’s been on, and aside from a few photos here and there I never knew who she was until recently when she started getting all justified at Scientologists.

Libby, I am 59 years old—I got my first migraine when I was 12, which, coincidentally, was when I got my period for the first time. In the 70s and 80s, the only drug that I remember getting was Fioricet, which was a barbituate mixed with acetaminophen and caffeine. Once you took it, you couldn’t drive.

I was hoping for better advice for a guy like me; I am such a compulsive picker that wounds literally take years to heal because I cannot leave them alone. I am not exaggerating. Years. If ever; I have one on my knuckle right now that I doubt will ever go away.

EXACTLY! I have a silent video of Boy Levy’s 1st ultrasound. There’s nothing to ‘narrate’ beyond, ‘there’s a bean with a flashing light in your uterus.’

Nurse I’m gonna need some bactine and a Snoopy bandaid I just cut myself on this immense edge.

I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m certainly tired of how much winning America has been doing of late.

My mother was an RN, trained during WW II. The patient comes first. She gave a Colonel’s bed to a wounded sergeant flown in from France. When the Col. returned and raised hell, she said, the patient needed a bed, you did not. For the rest of her Army “career” (1 year) she was known as “No Rank” Keane, because she said…

You’re Welcome

I read the article, but I’m saying it anyway.

As an escort, let me share some horror stories:

“Grandparents, grandchildren, aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews, cousins, brothers-laws and sisters-in-law, fiancees or other extended family members,” which “are not considered to be close relationships.”

As a prosecutor I could tell you some horror stories when it comes to rape cases tried to juries, but for the most part our success rate with rape prosecutions is pretty high in my county. Additionally, no one likes to prosecute rapes (or murders or vehicular homicides or anything where anyone is dead or seriously…

Zoe Wanamaker was perfect as Ariadne.

There is a detective from the Agatha Christie oeuvre for whom Branagh’s look would be appropriate: Sven Hjerson, the fictional Finnish detective created by Ariadne Oliver (Christie’s avatar within her own novels, which is some pomo shit when you really think about it).