“Waft over” economics. You still don’t get the money, but you can smell it if the wind is blowing in the right direction.

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

You seem to be confusing vigilantism with opinions. For instance, I think Jay Leno is more interesting as a car guy than a comedian. I don’t find him funny. If a lot of people agree with me, that is the court of public opinion. If we set fire to a building during a comedy set, that is vigilantism.

not to mention that she has so many resources at her disposal, far and beyond Weight Watchers, and can’t keep the weight off, so why would I, Joe Public, think Weight Watchers was going to do the trick?

Oprah has the money for a private chef, a trainer (hell, she could hire a fleet of trainers), her own gym, and every other weight-loss motivator possible. Has she ever wondered how much more she could accomplish in life if she stopped obsessing over perfection and accepted herself as she is?

I TAKE THAT BACK

THE REAL QUESTION IS

Why does Goofy, a dog, can wear pants....why does Pluto, also a dog, not?

Where are Donald’s pants?

Just what are they trying to pull here, anyways?!

Emulsified carrot cake Donald Trump.

“Ladies, listen, I know exactly what you’re going through with this harassment/assault/rape/murder. I’ve been through it all just like you. My experiences were exactly like yours, I promise. The police were super helpful. All you have to do is get your team of highest-priced lawyers provided by your billionaire boss…

“Don’t be a victim” has got to be one of the dumbest, most enraging arguments ever. You’re already a victim, you can’t choose to be one or not; that choice was up to the person who victimized you.

Aww, good luck MEE-chelle Norris!

I read this and immediately shrieked “What??? Nooooo” out loud and now my coworker is looking at me with concern like someone died.

Thank you, Anna, for doing the Lord’s work.

This is one of those times where it would be great to have a desk drawer with a big book inside, but the book is hollowed out and there’s a bottle of whiskey there.

Lin-Manuel Miranda is just absurdly talented. I sat behind Jennifer Lawrence at Hamilton and it was the best day of my life.

Let it be Ms. Marvel, Kamala Khan!

Question: Why feature Taylor in the top photo instead of Kendrick, who leads the noms? Not mad, just curious.

I’m pointing of that your chances of dying by gun homicide are minuscule and you’re calling me a troll??

If you hate him, imagine what it’s like having him as your governor. (Unless you’re also an Ohioan. Then you know our pain.)

Also, for fuck’s sake women need to take hormonal birth control for more than just preventing pregnancy. So, okay fine. We all use condoms to prevent babies, but that doesn’t help the women who need bc to regulate their cycle, prevent cancer, relieve PCOS and endometriosis, help prevent acne and PMS/PMDD... the list…

It also sounds like a problem with our healthcare system that she couldn’t leave her job because she was the one with the benefits.