His interviews on his old show were always at their most softball when they were with politicians, but the filter of network television has made them borderline t-ball.

Watch one of her videos with him and talk about it after

But look at the bright side: Not one person present will fault the bride and groom if they conveniently forget to write thank you notes for their presents. It was a pretty stressful day.

Exactly! The law of diminishing returns just governs the way most things are built & released. And EVERYTHING in your life has a non-zero amount of bugs in it. Sometimes, fixing a minor bug would result in other bigger things breaking, or it’d cost more to fix than it’s worth to miss a ship date.

This has Halloween 3 written all over it.

+1 for use of wicked.

Amen! When I was a kid, I would have actual physical reactions to things that just didn’t smell right to me, or if a texture was weird. I could never decide if it was less rude to politely turn something down, or eat and then possibly get sick—I didn’t want other people to turn down perfectly good food.

I want weight management advice from Oprah less than I want chai inspired by Oprah.

BUT WHAT ABOUT HIS SOCKS

“Was that so hard?!”

I mean I should delete that comment but honestly “fucking kites” is making me laugh so hard we’re just gonna let it stay for a sec

So when are women going to start being charged less than men for the same products/services? If we aren't worth paying a fair wage, why do we have to spend the same amount?

This is ridiculous. If you want to have him spend his precious time apologizing for every racist thing he says, when is he going to find time to be racist?

Are you suggesting that umpires should be suspended for mistakes and games be replayed after a mistake is discovered? Or are you saying suspensions for malicious play that wasn’t called as such during the game is wrong? I’m confused at what you’re saying here.

Never go full Goodell.

So long, all the fish. And thanks!

Static! not often you see one of these.

I just don’t know how it makes sense to anyone. I’m sure there are teachers out there who are gun enthusiasts. But the character makeup of teachers and academics isn’t commonly compatible with the character makeup of law enforcement officers and superheroes. And that doesn’t even TOUCH on a scenario where a teacher’s…

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Definitely not taking any of your shit today.