Can’t I just use a mandoline (aka “the thing that tries to eat my hand”) and be done with it?

I’m intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Yes, my cat, apparently, is also credited for songwriting somewhere. She doesn’t like to talk about it.

Well, this was a very well-written expression of “meh.”

WHY IS NOBODY KNITTING THEM SWEATERS???

Hey, no prob, we’ll just line up our cars and turn on the headlights. (What an awesome film!)

TRAIL MIX!!

Dear person, I am that fat person next to you. Not only do I feel bad about taking some of your space, I cannot help it short of cutting part of myself away, and they took my knives at security. Besides, then you would be annoyed that I was bleeding on you.

You are now an Airplane God. We worship you.

There are many exemptions and deferments to the conscription process. For example, there is a “hardship to dependents” deferment. It’s not like some of this stuff hasn’t come up before.

What is all this “women, don’t get pregnant” stuff? How about, “men, you should use birth control too”? Governments, hand out free birth control to everybody!

ALL HAIL. You have made my entire day.

I am googling a bit myself. The 9th leading cause of death for African Americans is sepsis. That is defined as healthcare related infections, and this is TERRIFYING. http://www.cdc.gov/minorityhealth…

I was reading all the comments trying to find whether the questions had already been answered, since the post was a bit older. Arduous, but achievable.

Dangit, nobody answered your questions. That’s what I wanted to know.

At one job I had to train people how to use the issue reporting system. Some of the (admittedly just out of school) programmers, who thought they were pretty hot shit, would try to get out of taking the class, even though it was required. So I would up front say: “If you write perfect code 100% of the time, you may be…

LOLOLOLOL!!!

You know it. I once got a review saying that the some of the programmers found me “scary.” That would be... because I reported bugs in their code? Which I am paid to do? Using utterly neutral and polite language? Interesting.

I happen to think Bill Clinton is a sleaze of the first water. Even putting the best face on it, he’s a liar and philanderer. Being good at lying is probably a common trait among politicians.

Interesting, source please, would like to read.