Plus size women apparently never travel anywhere and aren’t allowed to have jackets with cool pockets.

Cucumbers, really? I’d wake myself up burping.

I’m sure someone on the internet can help with that.

Well, but NO, because the only hard-working taxpayers are those in the tippy-top bracket. Everybody else is just a godless parasite. (signed, a godless parasite)

Since his last victory my consumption of brandy old-fashioneds has gone up significantly.

If they’d liked it they woulda put some cheese on it!

Alternative blanket options:

My puffs look great coming out of the oven, but then they deflate. :(

I have a friend who shoots local dance events. He found that if he put even watermarked samples of his images on FB to promote selling the images, the dancers just shared those around and never bought anything. Now he simply says “images available from the event” and if they want to buy photos, they have to contact…

But Howard isn’t an abuser, because Jesus, apparently. And also, he can’t harm a fly. Despite being willing to break down a door to hit somebody....

omG! Look at that mom, she is breathing AIR! It is full of POLLUTANTS! Therefore we will stop her from breastfeeding. Quick, somebody lock her into torso body armor — think of the CHILDREN!!

Is there a version for lefties?

Is there a version for lefties?

Look at this version of the story! http://www.wcpo.com/news/local-new… Amazingly enough, it was the kids who attacked the officers, who sustained minor injuries, and no mention of how the swimmers were injured or stiffed on their entrance fee.

WE SAID GOOD DAY, SIR! sorry. wanted to help you out with Steve.

Keep rolling!

Back around 2001, Las Vegas cocktail waitresses demonstrated against high heel requirements with the Kiss My Foot campaign, but I don’t know whether they ever got the casinos to budge on all those requirements. However, I was happy to see waitresses at the pool in Caesar’s Palace wearing sneakers with their…

I really want to read a sequel where he asks for a reference...

How do I make every man I know read this comment thread?

BGZ FB page says nobody ran off with the money, there was bad budgeting all around and they ran out. Says Danielle got the calendars 3/25/14, so...? sigh.

*applause*