You're deeply evil and I admire that.

This needs a really epic soundtrack! Maybe the attack on the Death Star music or something! What?

I am addicted to onestopplus.com because they have many catalog makers together in one place. I hate to shop in stores, so shopping online is always my preference.

I like them on bagels, too, but the center "sauce escape hatch" is occasionally hazardous.

Hey, how about an update to these reviews? A few things have probably changed since 2013... thanks!

Yes! Or vajazzling (yuck)! You stuck rhinestones.... WHERE?

Isn't part of the problem that she is conventionally attractive, making her media-friendly?

AND FISH POOP IN IT. I SWEAR.

No! It was because one guy, ONE GUY, stepped up and rode a hippo. and then BAM! Egypt civilization falls.

Let me just add: that kid OWES you.

Protect the fetus forever! Ooops, wait, now it's coming out. My bad. We gotta go now.

Another vote here for Gold Bond. It rocks big time and doesn't set me back the way my other favorite, L'Occitane's Shea Butter hand cream.

You're using that word and clearly know just what it means.

If this works I am SO going for those houndstooth ones I saw at the drugstore. I don't actually know how nail wraps work, but I'm tempted by them every time I see them!

Pretty sure this is some new version of the Chestburster from Alien.

I just want to walk over there and say "and YOU get a baby, and YOU get a baby, and YOU get a baby! Here's an unwanted baby for each of you!"

My intermittent "successes" with Weight Watchers also caused me to weigh more than I ever have before. If I read one more thing about how weight loss is just "eat sensibly & exercise!" in a chirpy tone, my head may explode.

Double that for me when the room is both dim and warm. ZONK.

The cocktail isn't wowing me, but the idea of clove bourbon is. I'm all over that.

Yes, why are meetings so.... sooooooothing? Especially if the presenter has a monotone voice. I find myself drifting... drifting... and these big important meetings are so often right after lunch, when one feels a bit sleepy anyway. Luckily (luckily?) the chairs in the big conference room are bloody uncomfortable, so…