She could take Craig Ferguson's "late late show"!

I personally will always wish they'd given Aisha Tyler a flyer. I think she'd be excellent.

I would like to buy your husband (and you) a drink sometime. Bravo.

When cats RULE THE PLANET all area rugs WILL DIE.

I wonder if somebody has figured out whether it's worse to stand still for 8 hours or sit still for 8 hours? I have friends who have worked as cashiers, with long periods of standing, and one of them got bad foot problems while the other developed varicose veins. It's like you can't win.

I really thought this would be a riff on the fired nanny who wouldn't move out!

I just recently scored the standing/sitting desk setup at work. After some adjustment (including adding a wrist rest), I like it, but... I find that I am apparently TOTALLY INCAPABLE OF STANDING STILL. If I stand still, my lower back tightens up and it's excruciating.

If you were working minimum wage somewhere, and could cash in on the fact that your cat's face was popular on the internet, wouldn't you? (Provided the cat is healthy and happy.)

It was satire, but I think it didn't far ENOUGH for comedy... I wasn't laughing. I felt pretty queasy until the end saved it for me.

Yeah, I was thinking how hard it would be to revise!

Whereas I, who have not, also can't help but roll my eyes at things like this. Amazing.

Bellydancers have been doing this for many years! Their highly-decorated costumes often can't be safely immersed in water.

There's an area water park that is always bringing in lion and tiger cubs for people to pose with for photos. Those cubs look so scared and overstimulated! I found out they are bred by a "sanctuary" who views this practice as a necessary evil to keep their place going. Well, guess what: how about YOU QUIT BREEDING…

She's 90 and internet-illiterate, so I'm more likely to get the "Well, go on then, don't listen to me, your old mother doesn't know anything, I guess" spiel. My mother is my own Kobayashi Maru test.

Yes, but will this stop my mother from calling me up: "But I saw it on Dr. Oz!" BLEARG.

possibly the most useful subtitle ever.

A study in 2000 stated that females between the ages of 16 to 24 are the most common victims of domestic violence. So STEP ON IT LADIES, get married by age 16 for best results!

Wow! My cats would LOVE knocking all the stuff off the shelves. It would be like kitty parkour.