I watched both and much preferred the Kitten Bowl. I liked the playoff format, use of teams, and lack of keeeeerazzzzy jump cuts all the heck all over the place.

Oh geez. I used to have a Sprite one that made me thirsty. Like it was luring me to go drink Sprite. CURSE YOU DELICIOUS LIP BALM OF DOOM.

Yeah... black yoga pants! black yoga pants! a whole drawer of black yoga pants! And yet they do not seem to wear out for some reason. I'd wear them to work if I could!

That stuff SMELLS SO GREAT!!

Here's a fine lady of Prague (by Baba Studios) who would fit right in:

Why are there no hyperlinks on my TV screen???

Justin Timberlake needs to appear on Tabletop, playing a board game against Anne and Wil Wheaton.

Who are all these people backing Ringo Starr? Anybody know?

I was trying to remember, though — didn't she do an aerial performance at a previous Grammys for "Glitter in the Air"?

It's a great song, and how great to hear the phrase, "...on behalf of the robots..."

I just wanted to find the "turn off Robin Thicke and just listen to Chicago horns" button but I have a minimalist remote control.

How about when you don't have the strongest hands in the world and can't budge yours, but want a delimed shower head?

And yet the testing timeframe is always first to get cut.

STARS. A SHOWER OF STARS.

I think I see what you did there.

First thing I thought of!

We tried ginger beer once but weren't too impressed by that. Dr. Pepper sounds an excellent choice, though!

My nomination is for pulled pork. We throw a pork shoulder into the slow cooker with a can of root beer (srsly). We cook it on low about seven hours. The pork falls apart (I don't know what the root beer does, but it works.) We drain it. Then we shred it up and mix a bottle of our favorite BBQ sauce in with it.…

PUPPIES NEED THEIR SLEEP DAMMIT!

*waits for mras to appear and explain that this is so obviously a false accusation and those men's lives will be ruined*