She starved.

So where did you go to school, Sara?

Hey there aren't supposed to be black bears in Missouri anymore, but try telling that to the one I came face to face with.

Bear for sure. And black bears are basically big squirrels, so I would not worry about one on its own attacking you.

Fox News Exclusive: Osama attacks unborn child

Use both of your middle fingers to prop up the sides of your mouth, then say "Like this? Am I pretty now?"

Haha thanks... and also kudos on coming across simultaneously as reassuring and a smidge sinister.

Thank you, thank you, Burt Reynolds Is My Spirit Guide, for being my own personal spirit guide today

I'm a Jew, not a Zionist, but I am a realist who recognizes that Israel does, in fact, exist, has done so for the past 60+ years and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future (unless certain groups make good on certain threats.) Anyone who argues that it should just stop being a thing needs to pull their head…

Dammit, Kinja, really REALLY did not want to post that under my own damn name. HOW IS IT THAT I CANNOT NOW DELETE?

Alice Walker has repeatedly crossed the line between legitimate criticism of Israeli government policy and outright anti-semitism. The donors didn't forbid her from attending; they just weren't willing to pay for her to do so. I don't think they should be faulted for that. Additionally, if she felt so strongly about…