I was going to draw a comparison with Greta Van Susteren during the Roger Ailes debacle, but when Conway said, “Maybe back when I was younger and prettier...” my brain just went, “Yeesh! Abort!”

I’m glad the empathy center of my brain realized it was wasting itself on Trump and I can now enjoy his coke-addled meltdown.

This didn’t even register to me as being optional. I mean, technically, anything below the neck has soap running down. So what? Y’all take them movie/TV showers lovingly caressing your necks with a soapy loofah making gravity do the work?