You can get a vinyl wrap that has faux rust! 

I would watch this livestream.

this could easily be like a trucker wiki for traveling the US

Love this sort of thing, now do your bus project!

“Light bars, a fridge, and a RTT on a new Sorento Rio.” + David Tracy & Torchinsky. doing something semi-unrealistic and stupid?

Yes Please.

seriously one of the few reasons I visit Jalopnik

I need a hidden camera dealership visit asking for Collective Farm Edition

please let us know if the speakers pump out fake angry v8 noises like the f150 does

I’d like to see you bring a series of random objects to demonstrate which that grill is actually larger than. 3 large pizzas, the entire front end of an xj (valiant parts also acceptable), jason torchinsky, a changli ..

I really need a post that makes fun of tropes of the faux overlanding community you see all over instagram and such.

do I detect bitterness?

Did David make you post this?
Show us on the doll where he threatened to hurt you.

I need to see 9' tall Dragoslav take you for a ride in a Yugo.

.. how did this post get so hosed on homepage positioning?

I’d love some long form project blogs to fill the the absence of a Tracy Moab project..

i want a Torch/Tracy team up, mods & Moab

I appreciate this type of article and look forward to more/longer of such type. 

How did David let anyone near a Jeep article besides himself? Not enough rust?

Tracy would find a reason to love this over a non-rusty Lexus. Lets be honest here. 

I’m actually offended somehow this isn’t driving to pick up the FC.
Jalop has all the ingredients for one of the most epic automotive youtube shows.