Yeah, I wish I’d included it. I didn’t want to double up on any one company’s products, but then I had to w/ Bombay to get it up to 11, because of Craggs’ weird law that you can’t rank things in multiples of 5 or 10.

I dated a Sigma Chi five years after he graduated but he was still obsessed with Sigma Chi. He broke up with me because I wouldn’t do his laundry and claimed that in college girls would fight over who got to do his laundry. After reading this post I’m realizing he may not have been exaggerating.

Nolan Ryan is also the subject of one of the most underrated pieces of sports photography ever (IMO)

Don’t laugh at the stock photo of that child. My own daughter was recently diagnosed with shutterstock. She has watermarks all over her face and body, and she refuses to go outdoors.

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.

I agree that putting numbers in place of letters is a stupid trend. I can’t even figure out what word “49ers” is supposed to be.

"'It's OK, I promised her husband, before he killed himself, she'd never be alone. She hates to be alone.' She shook her head, 'All that crazy's just up there all the time.'"

And that's the genius of the joke, it plays both ways equally well. Like a picture of a vase that turns into two heads who are actually rapists.

God, it's Rio de Janeiro all over again.

Picture yourself:

He's run afoul of authorities for the last time.

I went to a breakfast and lunch restaurant, well-established in its area, for the first time. I love chicken fried steak. It was not on the menu, but it was on the special list. So, I ordered it. When it arrived, it was actually a chicken filet, not beef. I complained to the waitress that I ordered chicken fried…

At this point, he began angrily shaking a bottle of ketchup, dumped it all over his once-beautiful porterhouse

I wear a tuxedo when I fly, but only on flights after 6pm.

African Diaspora is a legitimate sociological term referring to millions of people, including me.

I'm sure she was awful, but "African diaspora" is a legit term if you are talking about, you know, the "African diaspora." What would be ironic about it? It's a real thing.

Aww. Poor polenta guy. That is a delightful tale.