Thank you!!! I bought a Dyane 6 in July (I already have a 2CV6) and after much frustration just gave up and assumed there were no inside handles. I thought, “Well, wouldn’t be the weirdest thing I’ve seen on a Citroen,” and I’ve been using the outside handles since. Also, you’d be shocked at how little Google helped…

We named our found/adopted kitten Sergio, in his honor.

Funny Face is fun to drink.

At least a large number of business heads have come to realize that, even in the short term, if you have an unstable political system, that your potential for profit really goes down.

wait till you find out about our free healthcare and maternity leave

Isn’t all of canada a slightly off alternate universe?

There are a variety of reasons CA gas is more expensive and likely always will be. The formulation is different (which restricts the supply chain), our taxes are the highest in the nation (by design, to disincentivize driving), and the state cap-and-trade program adds additional costs. And because California gas is…

Now is a great time for a long drive from point A to point A.

Yeah. Exactly. They knew EARLY about the rapid progression-forward-of-center-of-lift-upon-pitch. That should have been a deal-breaker in the first project stages... Instead, enabled by managers-intent-on-production-over-safety, they pushed forward with a brain-dead “control system” that isn’t a control system.

I don’t read a lot of racing news, but whenever it involves Kimi, I do. He’s just an interesting person. I think it’s kinda cool that he doesn’t care about milestones or achievements or anything like that, he just wants to race. 

My ZAZ 968M broke down every other time I drove it.

Hell Yes. Then they could build the brown manual wagon of our dreams and sell 2 of them.

I modestly propose that Jalopnik’s overlords find the bucks to purchase this business and then let the Jalopnik staff operate it. Hell. rename the brand Jalopnik - it fits the whole Eastern European vibe, anyway.

Do you really think that the cost of the drivers test will offset the cost of the infrastructure and staff needed to give the test? The DMV is not funded through the fees paid for licenses, it is either funded through vehicle registration taxes/fees, through the general fund or both. Here in California the fee is $36,…

On the contrarian side, my 93 year old Dad drives his LaCross on a daily basis with no trouble whatsoever. On a recent visit, he demonstrated to me that he was competent and able to control the car as well or better than many younger drivers out there.

As far as I’m concerned this is the best “coast to coast race” movie. It wasn’t overrun with celebrity cameos and had cars that were actually cool. There wasn’t much in the way of a real plot, but at least the movie wasn’t trying too hard to have one in the first place. It’s refreshing to find a movie where there can…

This movie is precisely why The Cannonball Run sucked so hard.

The OG brick:

Torch, this weekend use of mushrooms has got to stop.

Luckily the new one will be available for years to come, in the free world.