This is the worst one. The worst lie.

Here's the biggest lie/deception that I ever perpetuated on my parents ...

I worked really hard to get a 4.0 GPA in college and math was my biggest weakness. I saved the one math class I had to take for my very last semester of school and spent all semester telling my teacher how I couldn't ruin my 4.0 and also kissing butt. I worked hard, did all my homework, saw a tutor multiple times and…

OH GOD THAT GAME. It was like a freaking tale of two cities. The student section was so insanely jacked up in the first half, I jumped up when we scored a touchdown and literally landed three rows down the stands, just buoyed along by the mass of people. Then the second half, which was just a sad, wet mass of…

Please tell me this wasn't the Notre Dame at MSU game of 2006. I was actually there the whole time, but an MSU student. It was probably the most depressing game I've ever been to.

When I was 14 or 15, I participated in a summer live-in college prep program at the local university. There were, IIRC, 125 other high-school kids, along with a dozen or so staff and instructors. At the beginning of the program, they distributed a whole lot of paperwork that most people never read, including a list of…

technically, this wasn't a lie, more of a deception, but here goes. I was born in another country but went to university in Australia. Because I didn't have permanent residency status, I was on a student visa, I was only allowed to work 20 hours a week. My classes started, and I was desperate to find a job. My savings…

When I was in high school, I had a best friend named Christine. One time, we went to the beach and on the way back we stopped at our favorite coffee shop to see our friends that hung out there. I had to get home by a certain time and she had driven, but she didn't want to leave so I had to call my Mom to pick me up.…

A buddy of mine and I went to a college football game against one of our school's bigger rivals our junior year. The game was out of hand the first half, when a torrential rain started. We looked at each other at halftime, said "we have to leave."

I made my husband think our baby was going to be a girl, when I knew I was having a boy.

After watching this over and over and over (and over) I've gone and pre ordered an album on ITunes for the first time. Is it June yet?!?!

I cheated on a test in first grade. My mom was very proud that I aced it. I HAVE CARRIED THE GUILT WITH ME FOR TWO DECADES.

I know people think Bey is queen but no, the real queen is Flo. She's just been letting her throne dust up a bit before strollin' in like a boss and cleaning it up.

I eloped when I was 19 to a boyfriend I had only dated a month. I didn't tell my parents and just said we were moving in together. A month later I deeply regretted it and filed for divorce. It took two years to finalize and I had already started dating my now husband during that period. I didn't tell any of my friends…

Oh honey - I am SO sorry for your burden. I had to tell my father to get in the car NOW and come see his mother because his sister, my aunt, lied about her condition and I knew she was dying. She died as he got to the hospital - literally as he stepped off the elevator on her floor she coded. If Aunt hadn't delayed…

I dunno - I kind of like having the excuse. It's fun!

I completely agree that's its a bullshit holiday but since it's on a Saturday this year my husband and I are ditching the kids, getting massages, having dinner and staying in a hotel. Next year we'll go back to ignoring it.

Oh piss off. Chocolate milk is tasty. You don't magically lose the comprehension of flavour when you hit 30.

right?? If I gave up milk WHAT WOULD I DRINK WITH MY COOKIES

The 8 red velvet Oreos I just ate would like to VEHEMENTLY disagree with your analysis.