Because I was already awkward and incredibly unpopular, the fifteen year old version of me would totally have run with this, and worn some variation of the "shame suit" every day for the rest of the week.

"Why are you wearing that horrible outfit?"
"It's my shame suit. I'm still ashamed of my outfit. Do I look…

So, I met my fiance on my very first Match.com date. That was it for me. We were perfect for each other, and getting married next month. He was on it for years trying his luck. Everytime I see a post like this I thank my lucky stars (and him) for saving me from the hellscape that appears to be online dating.

Shut up, Gwyneth. This is a waste of pixels. Here's the shit you actually need to know/have/look into for Bed Linen Awesomeness and its adjunct benefits, from An Old Who Has Fucked All Of This Up Before :

*Narrows eyes* I am married to one of you people and it makes me sick.

I disapprove of tucking. I'm an anti-tucker! First thing I do when I get to a (my) hotel room is to untuck that shiz! A tucked bed is a foot jail. I am not a mummy!

How To Make A Bed:

1. Wake up before your bed-partner.
1.a. Last one out makes the bed.
1.b. JaneEyreGoop doesn't not acknowledge the possibility that some people sleep alone.

Once again, a dude goes from "I want to fuck you so bad" to "You're not that hot, fuck you, I wouldn't touch you with a borrowed dick" in five seconds as though she DIDN'T have texts of him begging for a piece already.

Linking them to their mother's Facebook page works better, if you get that far down the identity route.

If only they knew he made 32k since June. JUNE!

Just...bro...STOP TALKING! What on earth?? You say "you can put my meat in your mouth" then say SHE'S disrespecting you?? I've never seen such desperation. If she's so hideously fat with alien eyes, why'd you swipe right in the first place? Take your 32k and buy yourself something pretty, broseph. You deserve it after…

There was 2 sims in the household. The first one drowned in a pool when I didn't know they needed a ladder to get out and while that was happening the other one lit the house on fire and burned to death.

Well, no sims died in the process of you first trying the game so I guess you did better than me when I first played a Sims game.

Its possible you blocked the path to the bathroom with the gaming mat. Sims dont like to step over things.

I dislike vegans because you make it very difficult to get everyone together for dinner. I like vegans because that Korean vegan place we finally ended up at was awesome.

Many of the reasons people dislike vegans are encapsulated in your comment. Desperate need to announce that one is a vegan? Check. Outsized persecution complex? Check.

Well, we are going to drag NC, SC, and all the rest into the 21st century, kicking and screaming I guess.

My dad is in remission from prostate cancer. He in no way support the actions of the disgusting pieces of human trashed that violated a woman's privacy and then tried to backtrack by raising money for a prostate cancer charity. Disgusting.

I'm not even a royal, and I am tired of people looking at their smartphones. Especially during meals. With me.

I will post this on every article about domestic violence from here until the end of time. If you are experiencing abuse, it is not your fault. If someone you care about is being abused, you cannot fix it for them, but you can be a support and decrease the isolation they are experiencing. From loveisrespect.org:

To be fair, a $40 Million deficit teaches cops a lot more about the finer points of constitutional law than a year's worth of mandatory seminars.