Nothing but a little rest. Heading into 2021, I was hired as the video editor for Thea Trinidad (FKA Zelina Vega in WWE)‘s revamped Youtube gaming channel that goes live this weekend, so it’s been a lot of tireless working and some sleepless nights getting content ready. It’s been a daunting but wonderful opportunity…

Not a review (it's literally tagged 'editorial' at the top) and this is not a site (not just Kotaku, but Gizmodo as a whole) that is apolitical, because nothing is. For someone boasting about their age, that post is incredibly infantile.

They are looking for the same thing they’ve always been looking for:
Someone relatable.

That’s why an overweight, white, greedy, narcissistic, racist, sexist, crooked, lying psychopath is currently the president.

I don’t like libel, so I checked every single word used here and I believe it is accurate.

She’s playing on her own time and on her own dime, unlike the guy whose golf outings are literally costing taxpayers millions.

First off, she’s like 30, it wouldn’t be weird for her to play video games, second, her primary reason for streaming was to promote voting. It even tied into the game.

“I was saying ‘boo-halen’.” ~ Hans Moleman

Yes cause this was the take we were all looking for. Let’s judge her by her looks. Jesus Christ, gamers continue to be the absolute worst. Please eat a bullet. 

When reaching into your pocket to look at your phone every 90 seconds is just too much of a hassle.

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

“Yum! Pu!”

This is not a ‘both sides’ issue. When the question is “should police be allowed to kill unarmed, sleeping civilians” the answer is “no” and there’s no option to be tolerant or open-minded. There isn’t a compromise “police can have a little murder, as a treat” option. While there might be different solutions to the…

Looks like you're going to staff writer JAIL, NATHAN GRAYSON

I don’t remember having to grind in any Arkham game, ever. Maybe you can if you’re OCD or something, but I played every one of those games from beginning to end without even giving second thought to the RPG elements and I certainly never needed to stop and grind. And while it has faceless goons, it’s more about…

Some people need to spend less time on the internet. 

God. Wear a fucking mask. This is not about your assault. It is the worst thing that could ever have happened to you. And it truly sucks. And fuck that guy/girl/human. But, you know what?  This isn’t about that. And we all have traumatic shit we are dealing with right now. Wear a mask or stay the fuck home.

it felt like i was having a stroke while writing this story

62 million people voted for Donald Trump. Stupid gullible people often confuse arrogant obnoxious assholes for bold leaders.

You seem to have egregiously missed the point, and you’re being kind of a jerk about it.  

Reagan can still beat Trump on a cognitive test.

I’m sorry about your penis.