Pick a new sign then. You don’t see people running around with a Nazi flag to bring pride into industrialism and military might in the face of oppressing sanctions from the rest of Europe. With any flag for a side on the wrong side of history you get the good and the bad, you don’t get to just selectively pick which…

What did Jason do?

If the Three Stooges had an Optimus Prime.

I’m a black man who’s been having a hard time with things lately. I’m not a person that shares their feelings often. This helped me. So thank you, thank you so much.

Once in third grade, my father off-handedly mentioned that under the Constitution, we didn’t actually have to stand up and do the Pledge of Allegiance. So me being the third grade dink that I was, the next day I stayed seated for the Pledge at my local private school, and was promptly sent to the pastor and the…

You’ve been duped bud. Unless you’re rich or a racist, you have nothing to fear from AoC, despite what fox hammers down your throat. 

You should be tipping EXTRA. They’re putting themselves at risk to make you some food. I’ve been doing pickup at my local pizza place and always tip extra. They’re still there working hard to make it. If you do delivery tip your driver extra as well, they’re out and about in all of this to bring your lazy ass a pizza.

OK Boomer

EGGS???? IN THIS ECONOMY?????????

Wow, in the US that kind of business savvy gets you the Oval Office.

If I were writing this as a piece of meme fiction instead of a Real Interview That Actually Happened, there would be exactly three exchanges:

Then why the hell do you keep watching? Just to come in here and complain? I mean, I gave up on American Horror Story years ago, I don’t waste my time watching it just so I can go into their talkbacks and tell everyone they’re wrong.

Support thread for folks who found both Force Awakens and TLJ boring and realized you’ll never love Star Wars as much as you did as a child and that’s ok

Once again for the kid who failed 6th grade government and civics: that’s not how the federal system of government works in the US - here’s a wikipedia article on it if you’d care to be educated to a high school level https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federalism_in_the_United_States

And roving gangs who search the audience for anyone who dares to find the experience less than the best thing in the world.

There are two problems with Stadia.

“What’s the cake equivalent of a corkage fee?”

Okay? Bruh, he’s making a recommendation, with some guidelines and caveats. Chill.

Fuck that. I’m still celebrating my birthday in my 30's.

You wanna know why?
1) For 13 years of my life, my birthday consisted of “It’s your birthday.  Whoo.  Now get back to studying for finals”
2) Because I fucking want to.

Yes, honey, I listed the car. See? That’s what they’re worth, I swear! Now get off my back.