235 to 200? Don’t you mean LANDSLIDE victory!?

What’s funny is that you’re pretending like the majority of college athletes presence in the classroom is actually worth $35,000. Everyone knows that a large number of Division I college football and basketball players (because that’s who the argument is really for) are basically minor league athletes. They are not…

It’s only OK to have sex with 13 year-olds if you’re conservative. Ask Denny Hastert.

Why can’t it be both, Hamilton?

They came to work everyday for almost 7 full months! And when they went home they studied their playbooks while their nannies took care of their kids, their maids cleaned their houses, and their personal chefs made them meals! These guys worked harder than anyone could ever work who throws a ball for an accumulated 6…

Also, Republic Wireless. My wife and I pay $25 per month TOGETHER after data buyback. All you have to do is ride the wifi as much as possible. It’s stupid any of these major carriers are still in business.

Everyone needs to read Sinclair Lewis’ “It Can’t Happen Here.” Steve Bannon is the Lee Saranson to Trump’s Buzz Windrip.

I like the $200,000 worth of candy in the foosball room. All the Thai lady-boy sex-slaves that billionaire has are going to have a wonderful time.

Putting it all on the line means violence. At this point, violence is the only thing that could work for a unionization move because industry has too much power. You would have to have mass resistance, a full scale walkout and strike, and a willingness to hurt, maim, or kill any scabs.

Congratulations on almost making all the home games! You, sir, are a die hard Los Angeles Rams fan.

What about a separate soundproof bubble dome for the kids?

Drew, we just did our passport photos, too. I told my wife and said that we should take them ourselves. “But, but, but, the State department only accepts perfect photos,” she said. I stood strong. We threw a sheet over one of our doors, and made our grumpy kids stand in front of it. The shots were blurry, had a few…

Try checking your calendar again.

Especially when Christmas is on a Sunday!

Don’t forget congress! I’ve always believed that congressmen and women should make no more than the median income. If their policies are good for the average person, then their pay will rise with everyone’s pay.

Do you think bench players don’t practice against the superstars? Do you think the best guys would be just as good if they were practicing against air? You can’t quantify everything, and if you were, the superstars would be making a lot more, because if only Chinanu Onuaku were there to play, then the owners would not…

Ben should stand near Payton Manning’s, then, when the opportunity arises, pick Payton and take it to the house. That would be the most memorable and worthwhile interaction to last a lifetime.

The joke is not against equal rights for people. It’s pointing out that the semantics have become ridiculous to the point of absurdity, and plain speaking liars can take advantage of that.

Ashley, sorry I couldn’t remember where I had read this before. I guess it doesn’t matter now, but here it is:

Time to call Reddit! They’re good at this stuff, right?